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You: You will never know the touch of a woman!

Me: I do not want a fucking bitch!

You: We don't care if you don't want us.

Me: You expect me to care, and I don't! And that is why you do care! You do care because I don't care!

That's the bottom line! You expect me to care that I can't, in your words, get a girl. But I don't fucking care! I don't fucking care at all. As a matter of fact that the one thing that I'm not even complaining about! I don't give a rat's fucking ass if I'll never again know the touch of a woman. I don't give a rat's fucking ass because I would much rather have privacy and a shit tonne of cash. And a shit tonne of cash is exactly what I'm going to get by suing every motherfucking one of you stupid piece of shit cunts!

I won't have any regrets! I'm a fifty-one year old asexual male that will live quite happily spending the money of you dumb twats on things that I actually do want.

I think the first thing I will spend the money on is an Audi A8 L loaded to the gills. Have you seen the pictures of these cars? Amazing technology! They start at about a hundred grand and go up from there depending on the options.

Then I think I'll drive my Audi A8 L to server distributers in and around the Toronto area. Yeah, I definitely want to dump my old power hungry low power servers in favour of new powerful power efficient servers. I want to have a shit tonne of storage too. Not spinning rust though... Sold State all the way. I figure about 180 one terabyte ssds in truenas... DAS, of course and all that HBA goodness.

I'm going to have a lot of fun spending the money of whores without having to actually fuck or pimp the whores! Fun! Fun! Fun! Makes Southside Willy Happy! Happy! Happy!

And I don't think I will want to spend any of the money in local businesses... I think I'll order everything from China that I don't pick up in my travels to other cities!

By the way..

Good luck with the mental illness nullshit now! And good luck with the girl bullshit too! And good luck arguing that I'm bringing it on myself! And good luck with that karma crap or that pathetic what comes around goes around bullshit!

Hey, did you know that unlawfully and surreptitiously invading someone's privacy is a crime? Did you know that keeping your lips sealed is a conspiracy? Did you know that dismissing someone as mentally ill when they're complaining that they're a victim of a crime is discrimination? Did you know that it's discrimination even if the person actually is mentally ill? Did you know that? Did you know that asexual people have no desire to have sex? Did you know that saying things about someone that are not true is defamation? Did you know that defamation is a tort? Did you know that the greater the harm done the greater the award? Did you know that everyone has rights? You probably didn't know that, right? You probably thought that only women and people with two turntables and a microphone have rights. You probably thought that only heterosexuals have rights. Am I right? Am I right? Is that what you thought? Did you know that in Canada we have hate crimes? Did you know that people in positions of authority who have a duty to be fair can be charged with breach of trust if they're not fair? Did you know that harassment is a crime? Did you know that you don't have to actually want a person or be attracted to a person to be guilty of sexual harassment? Did you know that? Did you know that there is a distinction between sexual harassment and sexual solicitation? Did you know that a person in Canada who is unlawfully arrested or detained can file an application of habeas corpus? Did you know that filing such an application puts the onus on the Crown to prove that the arrest or detention is lawful? Did you know that to be an incel you have to actually be wanting a partner? Did you know that? If you didn't you're going to look pretty silly telling me to go back to school. Did you know that I don't think myself a lawyer? Did you know that I think myself the victim of a crime? Did you know that I will be self-representing from this point forward because I got the shaft from my last two lawyers? Did you know that insanity has been defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results? I'm not insane so I will never again choose to place my fate in the hands of a motherfucking lawyer! Did you know that one of the rights guaranteed by the charter is the right to refuse to self-criminate? Did you know that if I'm ever arrested again I won't answer any of the questions asked of me by the Sarnia Piece (of shit) Officers? Yeah, that's right, I don't have to answer any of their questions and I will not answer any of their questions. Did you know that there are only three grounds on which to deny bail? Did you know that a defendant can refuse NCR? Did you know that the bar for fitness to stand trial is so low that I'm a shoe in? Did you know that you can seek judicial review on virtually everything? Did you know that there doesn't need to be a mechanism in the statute that allows for judicial review? Are you familiar with the standard of proof? Are you familiar with the standard of reasonableness? Are you familiar with the standard of correctness? Did you know that I'm the victim of a crime? I know you know the answer to that last question! You also know that I'm not mentally ill!

Am I a lawyer? No! Am I the victim of a crime? Yes! Am I mentally ill? No! Do you have a case against me? No! Do I have a case against you? A WHOPPER OF A CASE! Do you have anything to shove in my face? No! Not unless you think you can rationalize my outrage and argue that the things you did to outrage me don't matter because you successfully outraged me.

Is this about a girl? I think we have a dreamer! (and it's not me)

p.s. or n.b. (you decide) Am I making a fool of myself? You must think I'm an idiot!

p.p.s Don't feed me the "you don't know the first thing about the law" crap either... Because you don't know the first thing about reality! You lost touch with reality when you conspired with Blackburn Radio!



Southside Willy Miscellaneous July 08, 2023 at 4:53 am 0

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