Fruit flies

Fruit flies are literally the dumbest animals on the planet. I have left this cheese out for ONE DAY and already there are stupid fucking fruit flies everywhere!! They have no fucking brains, they just run around all day laying 30 million fucking eggs and then the stupid babies hatch and crawl around like ugly little disgusting freaks. They lay eggs like they've just been food poisoned and need to have diarrhoea. I hate fruit flies!!!

And then you can't get rid of them. For some reason the little shits always find something else to lay their poop eggs on. Nowhere is safe because they'll just keep flying around. One of them fucking landed on my nose! MY nose! And if I didn't have my glasses they would probably fly into my eye. And if I didn't have skin they would fly into my veins and fly around my bloodstream and shit their stupid FUCKING EGGS EVERYWHERE!

AND THE WORST PART IS WHEN I TRY TO SWAT THEM THEY CAN JUST FLY AROUND MY HAND?? WHO FUCKING GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS?

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anonymous Miscellaneous August 25, 2023 at 5:34 pm 1 0