the manager part two

Alright, "the manager", you got me.

I may as well come clean and explain how I was able to follow her.

The fictitious television and movie scenarios that I mentioned in the previous rant were somewhat accurate. I concealed the actual truth by providing only small bits of the truth in each of those scenarios.

The truth is that I was a member of a covert woman follower network. We did invent a device that makes it possible for us to follow women -- even when they're driving automobiles and we're not.

No, it's not a machine that attaches to their automobiles and drops breadcrumbs. Devices like that are not perfect; they could become dislodged and fall off the automobile. Other problems with that design were that they could be discovered by the stalkee and turned over to the police. Refilling the breadcrumb reservoir also presented a bit of a challenge.

We don't lurk behind newspapers in fake mustaches either, reporting on women's activities over citizen's band radio.

What we developed in our secret stalker research facility -- and I won't reveal it's location for obvious reasons -- was a pair of immitation counterfeit Nike running shoes we dubbed Stalker Series 1.04a.

Stalker Series 1.04a had some very unique and until now very secret features. Any member of the organization wearing these shoes could walk about just as any non-stalker would wearing a normal pair of shoes.

Stalker Series 1.04a had a feature that, when enabled, allowed your typical out-of-shape couch potatoe stalker to run at speeds up to 60 kilometers per hour for up to 45 minutes.

This is how I was able to follow her.

I feel like a turncoat betraying the other members of the organization by revealing this but my conscience is really starting to get to me. I don't think I can live with the guilt of having been attached to such an organization any longer. The crushing burden of having to carry this on my conscience and the constant fear of my deep dark secret being discovered has proven too much for me. I feel that I have now reached a point in my life whereby I am ready to come to terms with my sinister past and accept the consequences whatever they may be.

I sincerely hope this revelation brings some comfort to my victims and that they can find the strength to move on now that the truth is known. I am truly sorry for what I did and I ask only that you keep me in your prayers as you move on with your life.

Yours in disgrace,
William David Duke

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