Most buffalo sauces SUCK

As a kid, the town diner served perfectly made buffalo wings. The sauce had such a beautiful balance of vinegar and pepper. They were so spicy for me at the time! I bet I could drink the sauce straight now. I am a little biased but...

So much food is marketed as bufallo! The most offensive; Taco Bell Buffalo Tacos! They had DORITOS IN THEM. Wet doritos; soaking up their subpar salsa...

I don't eat much fast food but I always have to get buffalo if I see it. I don't know why; it's my favorite and I'm impulsive... I swear that off today. I pulled an all-nighter and went to Burger King for a 10 piece nugget; their buffalo sauce tasted like it had ranch..

Frank's hot sauce sucks! I'd use any other hot sauce as a base. Ill cook my own. Mine is good; I put a tiny bit of blue cheese in (why bother dipping?) I dont use a recipe; I spend a long time balancing it by the stove before throwing the wings on. When the wings are ready (after the sauce has been reduced) I adjust vinegar levels.

I've grilled, baked and fried the wings. I've used drumsticks and breasts. I make good chicken. (My buttermilk fried would blow your brain out of your ass..) I am done depending on other people for my buffalo fix. Foster Farm's frozen used to be okay but idk... They've gone downhill. It's up to me to get what I need! (I'm a thin man with a food fetish. Don't even get me started on an exercise rant! If you abuse your body; abuse yourself with exercise! Im going to live forever)

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KingJupiter Religion May 30, 2018 at 10:50 am 1 0