Cross Product

Who in Sam Houston wrote that dividing by zero should be considered a criminal offence?

Not one soul is ever going to come to math class with draconian punishments like that. While the sinful nature of such exhibitionism cannot be disregarded, it is important to preach the good things in life too.

Come--come, all of you. Settle yourselves and heed this liturgy. My litany is about to begin.

I want you to meditate upon the concept of a higher power. Yes, there. That is the power of sanctifying grace. Call that power "S."

Now consider the very thing by which we live wholesome mathematical lives. Yes, uh-huh, that is right. The good book. Call it "B."

Take these two concepts now, and bring them together as one. Bring them together, and you will speak volumes! "S," over here. "B," over there. An "x" in the middle.

This...is the cross product.

Anyone who defiles themselves by dividing by zero or commits another form of fornication will, by the power of the cross product, be saved. Amen.

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anonymous Religion February 14, 2024 at 1:15 am 0 0