I want to join the military

But I dont want to shave my head! I'm a man with long hair. I don't know or give a shit about what nouns or verbs or nonsense people demand to be called. Having long hair is easier to deal with! Push it back after the shower and let it dry; no gel no mess. It stays out of my face.

I used to get haircuts twice a month. I used to gel my hair. It wasn't of any importance; it was just standard boring grooming. Long hair is so easy to have! It always looks at least okay. They are shitty to women too; for no reason.

Why does hair matter? If it's tied in a bun behind the head and out of the way it should be of no importance.

Why has western society become so sexist against men, and racist against whites? Don't even get me started on the idiotic race issues we have. It's not cool; everyone needs to just chill! Stop playing V and race-cards and just live your life.

I'm not letting anyone butcher my mane so Ill just skip out on military service. Meh; Im probably better off. I wouldn't mind dying in a war; at least my hair will live on... especially if they scalp me. That'd be a prize

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Honest Politics May 26, 2018 at 3:03 am 1 0